How you can aid the valiant SAD PUPPIES 3 campaign!

It’s that time! We, the happy warriors, begin our Evil March of Evil once again.

Brad R. Torgersen

“And when the three puppy astronauts — Ray, Isaac, and Frank — observed the lay of the alien land on Hugo World, they let out a forlorn howl. For they saw nothing but tedious ‘message’ fiction, depressing talk-talk stories about amoral people with severe ennui, and literary MFA novels. Not a rocketship nor a ray gun in sight. ‘Can someone please give us some explosions?’ the puppies cried in unison. ‘I mean, we were promised explosions! And kick-ass laser battles! And all we got were some lousy t-shirts that said, This is what a feminist looks like! We don’t want that stupid crap! We came to have fun! At least give us loud bowling shirts with babes on them; like the one that comet guy wore!'”

Yes, friends, the time is near — for you to put your money where your instinct for rambunctious irreverence is. January 31 is your…

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